I like how George Bush is brought up like an ex girlfriend America is ashamed about.
(Source: borntolose, via nebulaofdreams)
holy shit I would cuddle the fuck out of you on this couch…
Ideal as fuck.
(Source: ivyinspace, via pagethreehundredandninety-four)
I HAVE FOUND THE SECRETS TO THE UNIVERSE!
this, I liiiiike.wow… I tagged this so I could go back to it later. So many things I wanna try…
Take THAT script kiddies. We’re hacking REALITY!~
(via rrowdybeast)
iM DONE
Romney has activated the “Big Bird Is My Friend” Spell Card.
Obama counters with the “PBS Is Worth More Than Millions Per Cent to America” Trap Card.
Romney has lost -7999 Life Points. He shall be sent to the Shadow Realm yet…
analogies written by high school students
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WANT WANT WANT
All I can think of is using this for a Tali cosplay even though it’s probably a fursuit thing???
want for everyday.
i can be a raptor
Omg ok so. One day. I’m gonna be in good shape and be finacially stable and I am going to have a suit made of my dragon character that is suuuuper realistic. Maybe even get these cause HOT A HWAT.
Holy cow, even without a suit these look awesome :oReminds me of something from bioshock, sort of
Oh My God ;w;
I Would Love To Have A Pair Of Those
Even If I Don’t Get A Suit Of My Monster Doog [Whom Stands Like That]
I Would Get It For Jasper
CRICKET COSPLAY
ACCURATE CRICKET COSPLAY IS NOW POSSIBLE
That is indeed my first thought XD
Yes. This is a good thing. This is a very, very good thing.
you don’t know how badly I want stilts like this.
I will get a pair of those and then proceed to keep falling over until I learn how to run with them like a freaking velociraptor.
SO COOL!!!!!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1w39vSXk81qd0ha4o1_500.jpg)
WANT WANT WANT
All I can think of is using this for a Tali cosplay even though it’s probably a fursuit thing???
want for everyday.
i can be a raptor
Omg ok so. One day. I’m gonna be in good shape and be finacially stable and I am going to have a suit made of my dragon character that is suuuuper realistic. Maybe even get these cause HOT A HWAT.
Holy cow, even without a suit these look awesome :o
Reminds me of something from bioshock, sort ofOh My God ;w;
I Would Love To Have A Pair Of Those
Even If I Don’t Get A Suit Of My Monster Doog [Whom Stands Like That]
I Would Get It For Jasper
CRICKET COSPLAY
ACCURATE CRICKET COSPLAY IS NOW POSSIBLE
That is indeed my first thought XD
Yes. This is a good thing. This is a very, very good thing.
you don’t know how badly I want stilts like this.
I will get a pair of those and then proceed to keep falling over until I learn how to run with them like a freaking velociraptor.
SO COOL!!!!!
(via axelfar)
stfunithingaswithahalloweenurl:
This is what Gangnam Style means to Koreans.
(Source: theslavbarbarian, via laommi)
taureanproject:ask-changeling-lyra:
A quick audio lesson on Southern Linguistics.
Press play. Trust me on this one.
I love linguistics
Bless.
THIS PERSON IS A GOT-DAMN GENIUS
This lady’s accent skills are insane.
whoa
holy shit
southern accents are my favorite
Has no one heard a Cockney accent? It’s very similar to a southern accent and even uses some of the same vernacular. :S
thats so cool
(Source: ask-changeling-lyra-closed, via axelfar)
First, go grab some headphones. The best ones you’ve got. If the best ones you’ve got are these suckers (or something similar), you should really go buy new ones, but use the best you’ve got for right now.
Take a break from whatever you’re doing for 2 minutes and listen, but just listen to the whole thing, even if you have to multi-task.
Headphones on? Okay. Good.
Now, press play.
“Upular (3D Audio Version)” - Pogo
THE MUSIC IS MOVING IN MY HEAD
I want to follow the music…
But it’s in my head… wow.
DUDES
(via laommi)
(via theviestafox)
How do you react when you hear the phrase “dysfunctional family”? Do you smirk and say, “Oh, man, I could tell you some stories”? Maybe you roll your eyes and think, “Christ, here we go with that ‘My daddy didn’t love me enough’ bullshit.” I used to do the latter; people use a bad childhood as a “Get Out of Responsibility Free” card, and even if they were actually from dysfunctional families, who gives a shit? Get over it and move on with your goddamn life, pussy.
But research says there are some very weird, specific and often annoying personality traits a person develops coming from a bad home, and once you know how to look for it, you see them everywhere. See if you recognize any of these people. Maybe you remember them from high school. Or, hell, maybe it’s you …
Cracked sometimes has some very illuminating articles for being a humor site that consists predominantly of boobs and making fun of idiots. For anybody who doesn’t understand, or would like to understand, certain behaviors certain people from chaotic backgrounds exhibit, this is an entertaining and informative read.
Particularly 2 and 1.
I never thought a Cracked article would resonate with me so much. (Especially the “not being able to finish projects” and “overly self-judgmental” bits)
i usually just write off any cracked articles as dumb nerd pandering bullshit but goddamn if this didn’t hit home in a few places
especially with the having no mercy in judging myself
my stepdad was always emotionally distant from the things he would say to me, not understanding how his consistent belittling/verbal lashings when i couldn’t figure out a math problem or understand things on his same level of understanding were consistently chipping away at my confidence
if i brought home a test where i got a 95, i would always be met with “why didn’t you get 100”
the most painful aspect of this is when it eventually spread to my mom, who beforehand would be very proud and supportive when i brought home grades i was proud of and it basically killed me inside for a while
eventually i just said fuck it and just gave up on pleasing anyone (especially my parents) for a while, so i would always neglect things and just take the verbal backlash with “yep, mmhmm, yeah i’m garbage and you’re great” and stare at the several things in my household that would end things immediately for me
this shit has sort of manifested itself in me taking every little mistake i do and magnifying it into something that really doesn’t call for me to dwell on them (although the past few years i have gotten better at shrugging some things off, but i can’t say that i’ve necessarily done all that well in ridding myself of this complex)
Hahah wow number one. Just reading that actually freaked me out a little.
Oh jesus christ, this hits home pretty hard. Probably does for a lot of friends too. Good read. =|
Wow yeah, #3 and #4 ring most true for me, they pretty much describe my upbringing to a T.
(Source: cupcakenomicon)
This is actually one of the main reasons I like Adventure Time: outfit changes!
Characters wearing the same thing all the time bugged me even as a kid, its nice to see a cartoon have variety.
She wears a plAGUE DOCTOR MASK
